Dan Mayer's Blog

Today one of my best friends turns 21. That is right the year you can drink legally... After so many years of drinking in the shawdows, behind buildings, under cars, and in caves deep within afganistan. So finally we are going to the bars and i shall buy him a drink. Then another one and so on and so forth until said friend can't stand anymore. It is a fun coming of age for everyone. I didn't actually do that much on my birthday i only had a few drinks and went to a couple bars with my parents... None of my friends were old enough and i was home visiting for xmas break so that really limits where to go to bars.. Oh well Tonight we shall party once again like it is 1994. hehe
I am deathly afraid of the virgin spider. The spiders that haven't gotten any are by far the most likely to bite you and try to suck out your blood. I am sure that most of the common world knows that spiders are not born they are just humans that had all their blood sucked out by spiders. This turns them into a spider themselves. This is why i cant sleep at night because the spiders are out to get me.
What the hell am i talking about who knows and who cares. I had my final today for my summer school class so i am allowed some freedom. I also get to celebrate the fact that i think i got an A after staying up till 3:30 in the morning drinking. I also asked out a girl yesterday so that is something to celebrated... She had a boyfriend. So girls suck they all of them have boyfriends that is ok I will kill every boy and then rule the world.