Dan Mayer's Blog

Today i was walking towards my first day of classes. I had good music playing on in my headphones. I was signing lyrics that have never before been written except in my mind. I saw blue skies with big puffy clouds. I saw green grass and trees shooting up out of the earth. I saw a huge hope for the future. It is always a new begining every day for those who always just keep trying. There is so much out on the world. So much to explore... So many looking for love, truth, happiness, glory, respect, inovation, and more. So i dream of one day being able to touch all the people out there seeking and searching. All the people that might be fighting or working though something hard but just keep working through. All the people that haven't lost hope. All the people the seek love, have love, and have never given up on love. All those that think the world can still be a beautiful and trustworthy place. These are people i wish to touch because all of them still out there fighting have touched me. They all give me hope. They give me the drive to succeseed. Dreams are not just to entertain us in our sleep. They are to inspire, create, and change the world. So for all of the people that have had dreams in the past, and all the people that hold dreams for the future... I say that i still dream and fight on to. Dream on world because one day a dream may just come true.

Poetry sucks. This is what i have come to after being in my modern lit class for the past couple days. First any poem we read in hte class is quickly ruined by over analysing it for like a hour. Then i have learned that with enough stupidity and belief for some idea you can make any poem about some personal belief. Such as a kid in the class that thinks ever single poem we have read is somehow really about the industrial revolution or modernisation of our society. Also people don't really look at a poem with its own words and search for the meaning of the author they have their own beleifs and just fit them onto the poem. I guess it is fine to interperate poetry as what it means to you in your relevant beleifs and such. I just dont want to hear 20 college kids talking about how some poem clearly meant this or that. I think that the poet is dead and therefor you dont know and we should leave it alone. Whatever grrr to annoying dumb kids that took a poem stating that the character gets nervous while trying to talk to women. This turned into things about dying and GOD that seems to make a appearance in every single poem. Just becuase no doubt will there be a least one person that thinks some item reffers to god.

I hate poetry.
Kick the dog in the head.
poems are so shitty.
I wish i were dead.

A kid in my class at some point or another would declare that the dog was a refrence to god because dog spelled backwards is god. That i must be angry with god so i said that i would like to kick god. I am angry with my creator, poetry is creative so i am actually not angry with poetry at all but i am extremely upset with my creation by god. This interpretation would surely occur after about 2 minutes of class discussion and someone would consider themselves extremely deep for it.

So i had to pick a poem to talk about for 20 minutes... I am considering saying that interpretations are made worthless by idiots that will draw insane conclusions about simple things. Then i will spend the rest of the time giving like 5 different interpretations that are all well thought out and well argued but all entirely contradictory... The only problem i see with this is that no doubt my teach will dislike me and i will get a bad grade. So instead i will make up worthless dribble and spout it out for an easy A and take a bow as I amaze the simpletons around me. God do i hate poetry.

A quote to show the stupidity:
"the essential gaudiness of poetry."
Wallace Stevens (some noted poet)

Yes yes today i know i am talking all high and mighty.

today is a major update on wastedbrains. we updated the writting, videos, and programming sections of the site. so go check out the new stuff. make sweet love to the site and cause some revenge.

well the last few days have been extremely busy and fun. First i have been in ft collins 4 times in the last like week or so. this basically involved little parties and outting every time.

Jesse and Matt have a new house. It got to see it which is cool. It is a nice house much nicer than thier old house. They do have 2 dogs so this should last all of 3 weeks. The house is huge and some of the bedrooms are gigantic. Jesse has a huge room. Which he promply painted the day he moved in. Matt has a smaller room but rent is cheaper. It isn't bad except that their is a desk that was obviously built for a seven year old girl. hehe

Then rolling to denver for bars and fun and hitting up dave and busters. This was a expensive but fun trip. The drinks there are so watered down to start feeling you have to spend a ridiculious amount of money. Video games are fun. If you care to watch tall lanky Ben try to box or watch smoker dance like no other on a DDR like game take a look.

Then there was summer fun golf in denver. It was fun and nice especially cause all of us suck. Highlights i got a par on a par three. I was attacked by a bird. I was looking for a lost ball by the lake and a bird flew up all close, i figured i had scared it. A minute later it flew past and clawed me in the head. This was a scary as hell suprise. I ran and gave up on that ball.

Today Ben and I are geeking it out hardcore trying to update the website and do some more computer geeky fun. Got to love that crap. Oh yeah.

New review on the energy drink reviews page. So go check out what i have to say about Elements Rain. I am sure you all really care. hehe Also tonight is the Big Lewboski if you know what that means you know DAMN if you don't know what that means i guess you might have to ask me sometime... Peace

1.04.am Dom F. Drunk... l Love women! Drugs. Sex. Punk Rock and roll!

Poker Night: Last night was a good night No girls around not really a conversation about them at all. Instead nine guys sat around my house and drank beers while playing poker. That is right it was poker night. There was a 5 dollar buy in and then your given all your change. After that the gambling begins. We play every sort of poker game you can imagine. With 9 people we split up into 2 games and then rotated players into different games so everyone could play vs everyone else. Anyways many beers and games later Dom was up over 6 bucks and i was probably up 4. It was a good night that makes you feel like your straight out of the movies.

Wireless Heaven: T-mobile my cell provider changed their data plan. Instead of $20 for 10 mb a month it is now $20 for unlimited. Needless to say i have been on my wireless net alot since then. I have also been installing all sorts of cool wireless apps. So if you could have access to the net all the time what would you want to do?

Exciting times for computers. hehe I have unlimited wireless which fills my head with millions of wireless ideas. So i want to program all these really dumb wireless applications right now. Which is fun hehe. I also want to set up my server to reduce audio files and stream them. Then i could just listen to my mp3's from anywhere how cool would that be. Anyways i am not supposed to geek it out on computer to hard this summer. I am instead supposed to finish my movie. So i am going to try to work on that a bunch this weekend and see what kind of progress i make. Also with fun computer news we will be adding a nice big new feature to wastedbrains in the next couple days so stay tuned.
Oh i was hit on by a gay guy today that was humorous and made me realize that i am more attractive to men than women. Oh well at least someone is trying to sleep with me. hehe
Also i have been reading about Konspire lately. I don't quite know what it is. It does seem intresting though so i figure that i might as well check it out and see if perhaps it would be a good way to distrute content for the site. I need to come up with a better way to get bandwidth for letting users download my videos. If i put them all up on a peer to peer network i want to have a wasted brains intro attached tot hem or something. Anyways i will see what it is soon since i have just downloaded it.
Tonight i might just kill a few brain cells and see how that makes me feel. I need to get some extra sleep so i think i will also make it a early night. Do any of you know what helps make me sleep? I do hehe

Wireless is just really cool. Today in class i downloaded videos, art, and some news. Today the bbs went up on wastedbrains. There are no links to it yet but I will do that as soon as i get home. untlil then i believe you can get there from bbs.wastedbrains.com

peace from the road.

We got a cool ass hot tub. 8 person tube for 700. hell yeah!

Wastedbrains now has a new project we have forums. These were set up by smoker recently and just deployed over the full site so check them out and make some posts.....

Today I played squash hockey. It was awesome. The first game was Bredan and Jesse vs Steve and I. Of course my team got destroyed 6 to 3. Then Steve had to go so he and nancy could watch 80's movies. Then Some random guy had been watching us play and wanted to play. So we played a half a game with him. He was on my team vs Jesse and Bredan. We won the half game but with out the other rounds it doesn't say that much. He was sweet in goal he used to be a catcher. Anyways i added pictures of us playing to make my brother question his life choices they may be seen here:

http://projects.wastedbrains.com

Also last night time just disappeared. I have no clue what happened all i know i was talking with roommates and then it was 2 in the morning. We didn't do anything we weren't drinking we weren't do shit. Just time jumped forward. Oh well good times good times.

There is another squash hockey game on Tuesday or wendsday. I am pumped as all hell about it. So kneel before me.... snoochie boochies whatever that means.

I just bought a bunch of clothes dom is trying to make me pretty. Fun fun i wont look like trash now.

So if you have someone come out from your past who wants to see you, but you think it would be a bad idea...Should you see them? I guess I wonder if this is something I should be alright with by now? Is it alright to just avoid your fears? Is not seeing someone any different than avoiding drug users because you don't want to get involved in drugs.

A new study shows that smoking delays onset of Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's runs in my family so i should start smoking pretty soon i think. I really really should. Anyways now i wont feel bad if i have a cig once in awhile. Apparently it is something from nicotine. So now vitamins can kill you and smoking can be healthy. This proves more of my point that the world is upside down right now. Whats next Canada starts World War 3. hehe here is a link to the article

START SMOKING NOW

Added four new videos to the videos section on the site.

Shawns secret guitar jam... That right see him now before he is famous
Matt dressed up for white trash night and dancing like no other
Dan (me) fakes snorting coke which is salt and acts all high
Matts dog jake is cute while Doc is pretty

Check them out:
http://videos.wastedbrains.com

hot tub is home in boulder. 8 people warm water goodness as soon as we get electricity hooked up.

when should you be focused on what is best in the long runa nd when should you be focus on now. I have been more focused on the short term for about 6 months now i would say. I am starting to wonder if i need to start shifting my focus to long term goals. The only issue i switched to more short term to find some things that can only be found in the moment and then turn into something long term (ie a girlfriend). The issue is short term burns money doesn't help me get a job in the future that will pay as well. Leads me to not work on large more worthwhile projects but instead smaller quicket short term projects. Such as This blog and other things on my site that i have been working on and focusing on recently. So should i really start working hard a work and pushing people for a great internship next summer. Or should i be having the "time of my life" and buying toys, dinners, and nights out at the bar while slidding through my proffessional and educational life? Anyone out there with an opinion on the matter

We just finally added a donkey punch song check it out in the projects section.

http://projects.wastedbrains.com

part of Maya Angelou still i rise.... does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise...That I dance like I've got diamonds...At the meeting of my thighs?

my server is up and it gets net but routing is down. must do net stuff on phone...

Wow i didnt have internet at my house for almost a whole day. That was annoying as all hell. Seriously all HELL. Anyways it turned into a interesting learning experience. I needed to do research for a speach i had to give in class this morning. So i realized my PDA has unlimitted internet now. So i just did google searches and did my entire research on my phone. It actually worked really well. It was like in the old 28.8kbs days where you click and page and then read some from the book or get water and then look back and it is all downloaded. I spent probably an hour and read numerous sites about my author. I also got on AIM for awhile and was able to check and reply to e-mail all via my PDA/phone combo. So it is nice to realize even if my house looses its connection i now really always have the internet. Cool huh?

I was in a couple art museums yesterday in Denver and I realized that i just really am not all that interested in seeing many other peoples art. I mean i like to see it and walk by. Then the class started talking and analyzing all the pieces and i was just sitting wishing i could be working on my own stuff instead about hearing all of the other artists inspirations. Maybe it is just me. I love art i love having it around, but i don't really need to know much about it. If the piece doesn't speak to me fine. Who cares if i knew all of the history to it so i could get a meaning from it. If the artist really wanted to express that meaning they should have done a better job. If they wanted it to mean that to them and have it personal and show it. That is fine and i will see in it what i can. I mean some pieces i could see in ways they would relate to my own life in which the artist never intended. These pieces mean more to me because i saw something in them. I didn't learn what to think... I thought myself, i developed ideas myself. I guess that doesn't say much but it could be something...

I also recently learned that during peace time russia killed 50 million of mostly its own people in labor camps. That is more lives than america has lost in all the wars combined (so i read online don't take as fact.) Still 50 million lives in thier own country, by their own government. Why haven't i heard about this horrible time. It was right before the Holocaust which killed around 12 million i heard. I have learned and heard so much about that suffering. I hadn't ever heard about the russian people's suffering. Anyways it is odd how history focuses and hides certain events.

im at warped tour

Dom's 20th birthday party turned out really well it was a blast. Basically a bunch of his friends came down and we all partied to hard. Not only that we got the hot tub fully functional that night. The heater started to work around 7 so we got everything running and about 1 in the morning we all just hopped in the hot tub. I have to say it is really nice to have a hot tub even if we are all broke as can be right now. Also my ft collins friends all showed up to represent and it is always a good time to see them.
Warped tour was great we got to see a ton of bands. Less than Jake is always amazing to see they just have so much energy. I also had a really good spot and could see about everything during that show. Also there was just so many hot women around that it was rediculous. I mean the biggest problem is they are all done up and cute and nobody knows who is 18 and who is younger. So it makes it kinda of creepy to talk to girls. I did hit on one girl who turned out to have a boyfriend but she was nice and we chated for awhile. It turns out that she was a stripper at shotgun willy's in denver. So i was proud i walked up and hit on a stripped and was recieved relatively well. hehe
After warped tour the only thing we could do is sit and chill in the hot tub. After that though Dom and I were back to partying on monday night. We began work on our second song for our band. We also decided that we need a new name for our band. Since there are a few bands already named donkey punch. Hopefully we will finish up the second song in the next couple days. If so i will of course make a post here as per usual.

Today i was informed that a friend of mine had funnier entries. I decided that means i should just write a bunch of dumb ass funny stuff... Or just offensive stuff whatever to get a rise out of you.

Lets first start out with my Brother has offically sold out to the man. He always like art, writting, and music but is instead going to med school so that he can make bank. Because of this and the fact that he dresses like a woman i say he should be neutered for the safety of the whole world. (i should say spayed i guess because he is a women as just covered.) hehe

Second when making out with a girl i like to whisper quitely in thier ear... "I want you to touch my vagina"... Then when they say "what?"... I can say, "That is what your supposed to say." -Note stolen from some comedian

Today in art class i was talking with a group of girls about dating during college. The whole class was load so we were all talking loud. For some reason the whole room got quite just as i said the last part of this statement (load noted by caps) "i think everyone goes through that time of thier life where they dont want to get attached and think, I CAN AND WILL SLEEP WITH THE WHOLE WORLD." of course the whole room looks at me and i make a pirate sound in shame.

I always have the urge to do the most inappropriate thing possible instead of doing what is right or expected. Such as a paper i had for class recently. Instead of writting the normal opening paragraph i wasted a minute of my life to write what would be the most inappropriate paragraph possible. Which goes as follows:(luckly i changed it and did the assignment as expected.)

My asshole smells absolutely horrible. I stood with my legs a little more than shoulder width apart and then i bent forward as much as i could. I couldn't get all the way their but i could smell the stench of my ass at that distance. Then to make sure the stench wasn't actually my balls i rubbed my puckered asshole with two fingers as if i was doing a medical examination. I then smelled my fingers and was able to confirm the putrid smell as that of my own horrible asshole.

This actually is a very common thing for me. Such as when Scott and i were trying to come up with good things to talk about with this girl that i like. She was at our party and we talked and hung out some. So scott made some normal suggestion and i instead said or i could say, "Were you that girl i made out with on saturday.... Oh no she definately had bigger breasts." We laughed and i realized yet again while i am single. Arrrgggg (pirate sound)

Tonight i go to my first bachelor party (i should really learn how to spell). It sucks it is for a very very religious friend. So no drinking, gambling, or strippers. This is my first bachelor party and it will go down as crap that reaffirms my belief that religion is unhealthy. Has a group of atheists ever gone on crusades to promote their belief? Also for the last time, Jesus never said to kill anyone!

hangover: that's your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity.

Thats is for now.

We are working on band names and one of our readers sent in some great ideas any of you out there have some other suggestions.

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here are a couple off the top of my head:
Manual Panda Masturbator
Forsaken Children
Government Product
Processed American
Failed Inspection
No where to Go
Failed by our peers

Watching bill and teds bogus journey! Yeah I know this would suck but it is a bachelor party so i am going out in style... yargg want to start a fire.

For those of you that don't know i am really allergic to mold. Last night i had a huge attack. So i got to wake about 4 in the morning to terrible pain in my stomach. I then ran to the bathroom after the sharp pains moved lower. I then tried to crap out all my organs. This wasn't enough though so after crapping out my organs i began to vomit them out as well. My body turned itself inside out for about a hour. Some where in the middle of that when i had a break i took my drugs. They must have finally kicked in. I was finally comfortable enough to fall back into sleep around 7ish.

Well I feel like such hell when i woke that i knew i wouldn't be going to my first class. I had a paper due about something or other so i e-mailed it to my prof and told her i was sick. (She responded and said it was no problem). I then went back to sleep. I woke much later still feeling like hell so i didn't go to my second class. Instead i have sat around and accomplished little to nothing all day long. I did eat, update my site, chill in the hottub, and bush my teeth.

Seriously what the hell is my body thinking? At what point did my body say hey you know mold is gross. So gross that when ever i come into contact with it i will try to turn my entire body inside out even though it can't hurt me. I mean imagine if people's phobia's had access to the body like allergies do. We would have people that see a spider and just start shitting and vomitting all over the room. I don't understand why this was considered a good evolutionary trait. Which leads me to my final point.

Becuase of my crazy allergies i have decided that for now i will not beleive in evolution. Instead i will just believe that stuff happens and a random power up above controls it in some way. (Yes God i am admitting you exist. I didn't say you were nice though, what is with these allergies!) So sciencetist people if you want to prove evolution you better come up with a way to fix this and soon.

Last but not least in my art class we found a book about sex written in 1940. It states on the first page that it is only to be used by married couple that are in love. It had such un politically correct chapters as the woman's role in sex. Yeah i am pretty sure this book would make some fem-nazi's start a war.

Donkey Punch has released it's second entirely crappy song. Hell yeah So go download our newest crappy song. Olsen Twins Song.

I now have a profile that will be perminately linked to from the front page here. If anyone links to me as the person not the site they should link to this i want to be the first returned result for Dan Mayer on google.

Dan Mayer

Well as i come to the end of my summer class i have gotten more and more ready to just chill and relax. I am looking forward to having to months of know really day to day stuff. I mean i have work, but i can take off on a days notice from work. So it doesn't hold me back from doing anything else that i could want. Anyways i have to go now sorry but jesse is here and he wanted to get shot in the back with a paintball gun. Which i did to Dom earlier today.

oh yeah Dom has a blog now

Recently i have been getting actually e-mail from various weird people around the world. I have to say it has been enjoyable getting input on all sorts of things. From just funny comments, to pictures and videos being sent in. With my tiny as hell found stardom, i will try to think of more fun and creative ways to entertain and educate (for the very small amount of the site that is educational go essays and code.) So any requests? Then again more e-mail is about the real site not the blog. So maybe people do want to punch me. hehe

Oh yeah last night we partied hard and snet our house into a discusting mess. I have been cleaning some, but i can't handle cleaning vomit cause it makes me want to puke. So i am waiting for someone else to do that. hehe

One more week of classes then i am free. 2 More papers and a Speach! AAAAAHHHHH!

Well i guess that our site is famous. By that not really, but i did run across this really bizarre mirror of our site. This guy apparently has all of our movies on his website for download. So i found out he is in British Colombia, so here is a shout to our random BC fan. Keep the dream alive.

http://bastion.yi.org/Movies/Dan%20Mayer%20Ben%20Brink%20movies/

Maybe you can get a decent download speed from his site cause ours sucks.
Also i found our old yet awesome link in Maxim. Rock on old Waffle Site Fame

http://www.maximonline.com/stupid_fun/articles/article_360.html

I was reading a bit of my daily dose of the news today. I noticed that the few headlines that i had seen about people finally questioning america starting a war for WMD that did not exist, did seem to be around anymore. So i did a google news search for recent article. I found these two statements in a dailystar newspaper article that disturbed me.

"The majority of Americans still approve the Iraqi campaign even if the WMD that were the major pretext for the war are never found."

"This is a far cry from the uproar and impeachment charges faced by Bill Clinton during his presidency for lying on a private matter that does not affect national security."

Apparently this is a huge deal in all of Europe and especially in Britain, which was basically the only support we had for the war. The people there are furious that they started a war on incorrect or fictitious information on WMD. Over there if no WMD are found they don't believe a war should have been begun. Here we don't seem to care at all.

The second statement really puts the american people priorities into the light. We don't care about real issues and won't make a fuss about things, "We don't really know enough about or understand anyways." No we care about a good story and treat our government like TV. Clinton got a blowjob and the entire population shot up and we impeached our president for something haven't nothing to do with our country on a larger scale. Our other administration has made us one of the most hated countries in the world, started a war with unbacked claims, and almost killed himself on a pretzel. I am sorry but War, lives lost, and Murders is by far worst than a BJ. So why does the population not really care. Why the hell are we supporting everything on the basis of we are very patriotic and I support my troops and other such ideas. Support the troops fine but question the war. Question a president the rest of the is screaming at because of the large mistakes.

Maybe i just didn't buy enough tiny american flags after september 11th to go along with anything for the sake of patriotism.