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Dom Warped and more

Dom's 20th birthday party turned out really well it was a blast. Basically a bunch of his friends came down and we all partied to hard. Not only that we got the hot tub fully functional that night. The heater started to work around 7 so we got everything running and about 1 in the morning we all just hopped in the hot tub. I have to say it is really nice to have a hot tub even if we are all broke as can be right now. Also my ft collins friends all showed up to represent and it is always a good time to see them.
Warped tour was great we got to see a ton of bands. Less than Jake is always amazing to see they just have so much energy. I also had a really good spot and could see about everything during that show. Also there was just so many hot women around that it was rediculous. I mean the biggest problem is they are all done up and cute and nobody knows who is 18 and who is younger. So it makes it kinda of creepy to talk to girls. I did hit on one girl who turned out to have a boyfriend but she was nice and we chated for awhile. It turns out that she was a stripper at shotgun willy's in denver. So i was proud i walked up and hit on a stripped and was recieved relatively well. hehe
After warped tour the only thing we could do is sit and chill in the hot tub. After that though Dom and I were back to partying on monday night. We began work on our second song for our band. We also decided that we need a new name for our band. Since there are a few bands already named donkey punch. Hopefully we will finish up the second song in the next couple days. If so i will of course make a post here as per usual.

Comments (2)

Ben:

Yeah lots of cute girls at Warped Tour, and they all love punk rock, which is extra hot. You said you never know which ones are under 18, but that's not always true - e.g. the girl who wrote "I'm legal" on her bare stomach. Hehe. Of course she could be lying but I'm sure if you hit it the permanant marker writing on her abdomen would hold up in court as your defense.

doc:

Actually, the "I'm legal" marker defense probably wouldn't hold up in court. Most states have strict liability laws concerning statuatory rape. That means that there's no real defense if you have sex with someone who's underage. Another example of strict liability laws are traffic violations (sorry if this is a touchy subject Ben). Usually, it doesn't matter what your reason for speeding; if you get caught, you're liable. So just a friendly reminder, make sure that pussy's legal. (God, you guys really bring out my vulgar side ;)

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