Dan Mayer's Blog

Well the ugly cover that looks nothing like me still features my name on the cover, got the energy drink business wired.

Look at me, I am an attention whore... hehe
Dan Mayer in Westword

all started by my site about energy drinks what a fun and crazy world we live in.

Aslo my baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mine.

It happens to us all those unfortunate times that your to busy and some of the things you really need to do, fall through the cracks.

Erin I am sorry for how busy I have been, tomorrow I will fight my way back to a better work schedule.

Also, I would like to note there is no good way to dance to 80's music.

Erin goes over to baby sit some kids of a family friend, minutes after their parents leave...
3 year old boy: "You're Erin right?"
Erin : "yep"
3 year old boy: "Do you have a vagina?"

haha I love that little innocent kids don't see wrong or right, they just wonder...

Erin gets home after working all day and then baby sitting, she tries to parallel park, but doesn't really make it. She had tried to park behind my already parked car. I see her frustration and ask, do you want me to pull my car forward a few feet (there was a space in front of my car too), she says yes.

The amazingly silly things you will do for someone you love.

I have more emails than I have time to respond to. I have launched two websites this week (work sites not more of my fun site). I have re taken claim over the search of Dan Mayer becoming number one again, silly graphic designer and me trade spots every few months.

I need a new USB mouse but Dave doesn't work at Comp USA anymore so I don't really know what to do.

All is well in never never land, for now I don't have to grow up.

Well Erin and I just celebrated 5 months together, that is pretty cool, and we see no real end in sight. Yippie for us. Spot Erin's dog is back over staying at my place for now. Here she is watching Dog TV...

Name: Sexy Suds Glow in the Dark Bubble Bath Price: 8 friggin bucks Rating: 1 We decided that to celebrate we should take a glow in the dark bubble bath together. Thinking this would be a fun, slightly sexy experience. It quickly turned to a tragedy (a little over dramatic here), as we learned while the bubble bath in a bottle glows quite well. Once this mysterious liquid is poured into my bath tub, not only does it not glow, it fails to make any bubbles. Yes we kept it under a bright light to "charge" the glow, yes we poured it in under the faucet while water was coming out to create bubbles. The experience with Sexy Suds Glow in the Dark Bubble Bath left something to be desired. If there was absolutely no light in the bathroom, it had a faint not blacked out look perhaps a little creamy barely visible light, the whole experience just filled my head with the word, "Lame!" All was not lost as candles were lit and relaxation was enjoyed. Consider this my first and likely only bubble bath review.

Lame Bubble Bath

I had a great time at the Flobots show yesterday. I got to watch the Flobots rock out Red Rocks in Colorado. I had never been to Red Rocks and it is a very pretty site. I don't think the rocks would do as well for the punk shows where you want a group of people and dancing around. It even made it harder to dance to the Flobots, making it hard to rock out during the Flodown, but it was still beautiful and a really good time. I had a great time, thanks to all who came to the show.

The Flobots rocking out at Red Rocks. I got signed by the band members, Jesse and Andy sign my arm. I haven't seen Dave this happy since the Victoria's Secret show. Jonny5 gets his arms pumped up for his pictures. Here is the fully covered arm, with signatures from all the band.

The Flobots chilling out after the show, they signed a lot of autographs. Erin and I chilling at the show. Jonny5 made me sign him, if he was going to sign me. Another shot of Jonny5 with my signature. The back of my arm... Good times...

This put a quick smile on my face...

Grand Theft Cola

Celebrity in this country has gone far past being out of control and getting to the point that watching any normal news leads you to be highly uniformed of what is going on in the world. People wonder why American's are so uninformed of the rest of the world, look at our mainstream news...

Mainstream Media Coverage of JonBenet Ramsey story vs. NSA ruling

From CNN.com:
Republican Congressman Pete Hoekstra, chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, pointed to the alleged airplane plot that was disrupted last week. “It is disappointing that a judge would take it upon herself to disarm America during a time of war,” he said in a statement.

I like how defending the Constitution is disarming America, instead of supporting our freedoms and what made this country great in the first place.

Our vice president said people voting for senators against the war, were really supporting the terrorist goals... Seriously, it can't be so black and white. I kind of want to puke.

Ok my friends' wedding is coming up, part of what I wanted to give them was a wedding photo album from all the creative people on fark. So I have been submitting their picture to be photoshopped every day now for awhile and they are ignoring my requests. So everyone out there if you have fark account submit their picture and request it to be photoshopped. There is only a week left. Yes, they will read this here before their wedding but, I need every ones help.

If you have a fark account:
go to the Galleries with Dom and Nicole Pictures, and pick a picture with Dom and Nicole submit it for a photoshop. Click submit a link, and put something about friends getting married and wanting an album.

If you don't have a fark acount:
Go to Fark sign up for an account and reply to the confirmation email. Wait 24 hours (can't submit for one day), then follow the steps above.

Seriously it will take like 5 minutes and if all of us start submitting they will take one eventually. Show your support for Dominic and Nicole, and help me out.

Thanks,
Dan "Fark the farking farkers" Man

It is my bros birthday today. So here I am wishing a great friend, great person, and a great brother a happy birthday.

I hope you have a great day, and that I have successfully filled your mail with little bits of stuff over the next 2-10 days... god bless random shipping times... from many different places... bwhahaha