To all friends and family happy thanksgiving, I hope you get to relax and spend the day with some people you love.
I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Somebody just needs to tell the turkeys, "Man, just be yourselves!" I already like you, little fella. I used to draw you. -Mitch Hedberg
